Area 51 Guide Service

I have started a new "Area 51 Guide Service"...

Area 51 Tour Guide: Glenn Campbell

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If you followed Area 51 in the 1990s, you may remember me. I'm Glenn Campbell (code name "Psychospy"), the original resident researcher in Rachel, Nevada. I am the author of the Area 51 Viewer's Guide and the Desert Rat Newsletter. I was featured in the New York Times, on a 2-hour Larry King special and in other countless TV shows, articles and news reports.

Now I'm back! I am not longer actively researching Area 51, but I've become more interested in the slice of history I participated in. If you, too, are amused be the "good old days" of Area 51 (i.e. the ancient 1990s), I'd be happy to lead you on a mini-adventure to the area to show you the base and talk about local lore. For $250 (plus expenses), I'll escort you or your group around the border of the secret base in a tour we will design together.

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Let Me Drive Your Car (Do You Dare?)

The date of my airline furlough is fast approaching (Sept. 6). I get to fly free for the next three years, but I'll be out of a job.

I've been trying to think of ways to make money with my flight benefits without breaking any rules. (I need just a small income to survive.) Here's one idea that I just created a website for:

National Car Transport Service

For $500, I'll drive your car, pickup, van or RV anywhere in the country. I can undercut anyone else because my return trip is free. The site is already listed on Google, but not ranked high. I've had some nibbles but no firm sales yet.

Any other ideas (short of drug running)? Email me.